Right In The Kisser

She radiates a certain sadness
Like it's in her to the bone
She carries her own special madness
Like a home made millstone

Her love would mark like a tattoo
Even though she seems so frail
I bet if she even kissed you
It would be like a hammer kissing a nail

Dreaming of God

He seemed really tired

I asked him why there was so much evil in the world

He said there isn't good or evil, there just... is

I asked about Heaven and Hell

He said they're things your Preachers sell

I asked which religion is true

He laughed and said that joke's on you

I asked him what it's like to die

He said he wished he knew

I took the hint and left him alone
He seemed really tired

Who will be my Muse

To inspire me and fire my passion
 To sooth me with a beautiful voice
To celebrate with in song
 To proclaim for me the forgotten history
To be my beloved and bringer of joy
 To teach me the sacred hymns
To show me the delight in dance
 To reveal the future in the stars
Who will be my Muse

Labours of Baldcules

Slay the Nemean Lion.
            I can't get up right now, I'll do it later.
Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
            I swear, tomorrow I'll get out of bed.
Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
            How the fuck am I supposed to do this,
            I can't do this.
Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
            I wonder how long it's physically  possible to sleep.
Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
            I can't even clean myself, I'm such a loser.
Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
            Everyone knows what a loser I am, I can't face them.
Capture the Cretan Bull.
            Why can't everyone just leave me alone, I just want to
            be left alone.
Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
            Eurystheus must have told Hera what a fuck up I am.
            She's got to be pissed off.
Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta.
            What is Hera going to do to me now. Fuck, I just want to sleep.
Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
            This sucks, I don't know what to do.
Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
            I can't beleive they haven't checked on me. I could be dead
            for all they know, that's fucked up.
Capture and bring back Cerberus.
            Obviously they don't care if I am dead or alive. Fuck them
            and their bullshit labours, I'm going back to bed.